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Welcome to our pleasant hovel on the dark side. Kick off your shoes in the hall, slip into something more comfortable. Loll on the four poster. Have a drink and a smoke & get cozy, giggle and share what matters to you. It's about trying to be happy. Gypsies, misfits and impoverished aristocrats particularly welcomed. ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ thought you might enjoy this ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <div id="refHTML"></div>Wrote if for another board where they keep thinking I am child of the 50s lol
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<p><strong>For you kids, let me tell you what the 40&#39;s were like</strong></p>

<p><strong> </strong></p>

<p><strong>I know most you right wingers can&#39;t comprehend that anyone would be my age. I understand cause the statistics confirm that right wingers live
much shorter lives than liberals, so you assume I am like you and couldn&#39;t possibly have passed 66.</strong></p>... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Health care bill passed ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ In a vote of 220 - 215, a landmark bill in the house passed.  The Senate is the next step.
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 <a target="_blank" href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33748707/ns/politics-health_care_reform">http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33748707/ns/politics-health_care_reform</a> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ This sHIT HAS GONE far Enough.... Maybe. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Here&#39;s a copy of that PM  Our esteemed SOJ keeps his vitriole alive with since he can&#39;t find his NUTZ!!!!!\
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 Ya gotta read this backward
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The 6th grade called....they want their childish insults back. Are YOU a 6th grader, or simply retarded? Regardless, the NFBB doesn&#39;t put up with ignorant
trolls. Go troll somewhere else...I&#39;m sure you can find a Romper Room board somewhere that caters to someone as childish as you. LOL
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By the way, I... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:28:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Find your vampire name ]]></title>
			<link>http://vincentandmorticiasspeakeasy14846.yuku.com/topic/5851/t/Find-your-vampire-name.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Here it is.: a vampire name generator with a brief story. Go to town, as my old man would say. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif">
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<a target="_blank" href="http://www.emmadavies.net/vampire/">Find your vampire name</a>
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I was trying to find names for everybody here because you all suck., especially Nicky. <img src="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v505/morticiaaddams7/emoticons/th_tease2.gif">
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			<title><![CDATA[ *Gays Are Not God's Best* according to Joel Osteen, Pastor ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ According to Pastor Joel Osteen, gays are not God&#39;s best:
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I used to watch this man, but I will not any longer.  My son, who I adore,  is gay, and he is also one of the finest people I know.  Our church accepts
everyone as God&#39;s children, but apparently Joel&#39;s church... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ The Greatest "A Christmas Carol" on Film ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Have not seen the new Disney animated version, but I&#39;m still betting on 1951:</p>

<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/greatest+Christmas+Carol+film/2188843/story.html">http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/greatest+Christmas+Carol+film/2188843/story.html</a></p> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Slaughter at Fort Hood ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A US Army major may have led an attack on base at Fort Hood Texas. Twelve people were killed, many more injured, hospitalised.
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<a target="_blank" title="attack at Fort Hood" href="http://abcnews.go.com/WN/soldiers-killed-fort-hood-shooting/story?id=9007938">US Army psychiatrist,
Muslim, led attack on Fort Hood personnel</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Swine Flu Vaccine To Wall Street? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ This makes me so very angry:
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<a target="_blank" href="http://action.seiu.org/page/s/h1n1">http://action.seiu.org/page/s/h1n1</a>
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My former union sent me this email this morning, and I understand it was also reported on the Today show.  Pregnant women and children wait in line for hours,
but Goldman Sachs has it shipped to them?
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Oh Hell No!!! ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ CONFESS! You're eating the leftover Halloween candy, aren't you? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I would never buy Snickers at the grocery store. I don&#39;t eat hershey&#39;s kisses. BUT.... there are a whole lot left over. Fess up.
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			<title><![CDATA[ Saudi Court upholds crucifixion sentence for child rapist ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ People in the US often say that they support  getting tough on those who rape children. In other countries they actually do something about it. What do you
think? Recall that child molesters don&#39;t stop doing it.
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And do you support the death penalty for that Sowell guy in Cleveland, in whose house and yard 11 bodies have been found so far?
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From Reuters report:
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<a target="_blank"... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ How to find out about e-Bay sellers and buyers ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Want to find out whether the seller is really dependable? Or if there are neutrals feedbacks which you can&#39;t see?
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<br>
Here&#39;s the tool. You might get very surprised!
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<a title="Toolhaus.org" target="_blank" href="http://toolhaus.org/">Toolhaus.org will help you find out whether e-Bay sellers are naughty or nice.</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Half of US Kids Will Get Food Stamps Study Says ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Somebody should help a neighbor or keep a non-socialist eye open.</p>

<p>&quot;The current recession is likely to generate for children in the United States the greatest level of material deprivation that we will see in our
professional lifetimes,&quot; Stanford pediatrician Dr. Paul Wise wrote. </p>

<p><a target="_blank"... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Some TV Commercials Really Do Tell the Truth ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Like this one:</p>

<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RLqLx1iYI">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RLqLx1iYI</a></p> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ How Dandy are you? Wonderful sites for guys with style ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Dandyism is a site for guys who appreciate class and style. The photos (both vintage and contemporary) are fun.
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<br>
<a title="Dandyism" target="_blank" href="http://www.dandyism.net/?page_id=26">Dandyism.net Quiz: How Dandy Are You?</a>
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<br>
And here&#39;s a site which the Speakeasy men might be more in tune:
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<a title="the impossible cool" target="_blank" href="http://theimpossiblecool.tumblr.com/">The Impossible Cool</a>
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<br>

<div style="text-align:center"><img... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Planned Parenthood Head has change of heart ]]></title>
			<link>http://vincentandmorticiasspeakeasy14846.yuku.com/topic/5839/t/Planned-Parenthood-Head-has-change-of-heart.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ A woman who was the head of Planned Parenthood  had a change of heart. Will she be in trouble?
<br>
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Watch video:
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<a href="http://www.breitbart.tv/planned-parenthood-leader-resigns-after-watching-ultrasound-of-abortion-procedure/" target="_blank">Planned Parenthood chief
resigns: &quot;I just cant do it any more&quot;</a>
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  <span class="headlines" id="storyText">Planned Parenthood has been a part of Abby Johnson&#39;s life for the past eight years; that... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:32:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I don't know if anyone here watches Boston Legal ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <div id="refHTML"></div><span style="font-weight: bold;">but I have to say that the writers who deliver the words that the character James Spader plays are
absolutely brilliant. He delivers them better than well, but it takes a genius to write them and that is why I tune in. The rest of the program is a lot of
fluff, but the court scenes are stunning.
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<br></span> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ If Christina Says No........ ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>There&#39;s always Betsy,Daisy, M&amp;M, Clover, Elsie, Buttercup, Creamy, Patty, Colleen, Burger Girl, Falakika, Mooma,
...................................</p>

<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-cow-cop,0,7485962.story">http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-cow-cop,0,7485962.story</a></p>

<p><br></p>

<p>&quot;According to prosecutors, Melia Jr. dropped his trousers and let the animals taste his genitals on a Southhampton farm in 2006.
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Superior... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ How Canadians View Americans ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>I&#39;m only posting this in case you brutal bastards want to invade us next week and rape our women, who are known, world class sex objects. If you do
invade, you won&#39;t find us a pushover like those other wussy countries you ran over.  We are armed and dangerous!  Remember 1812.  And our native peoples
are armed to the teeth and THEY want to invade us.  And yes, we kinda sort of like Obama, but don&#39;t bet on it. </p>

<p><a target="_blank"... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ McDonald's staffer worked to death ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <h1>McDonald&#39;s staffer worked to death</h1>

<p class="author">By North Asia correspondent <a target="_blank" href="http://www.abc.net.au/profiles/content/s1889139.htm?site=news">Mark Willacy</a></p>

<p class="published">Posted <span class="timestamp">Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:42am AEDT</span>
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Updated <span class="timestamp">Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:50am AEDT</span></p>

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			<title><![CDATA[ How to Write Badly Well ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>These are some very funny examples of what you should do, if you want to write as <em>BADLY</em> as some of the best selling novelists.  From overusing a
thesaurus because you don&#39;t want to use common words, to shoving in details about characters having nothing to do with the main story.  The examples should
make you realize the difficulties of writing anything well.  By clicking on the main headings, you get comments on the passages.</p>

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