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			<title><![CDATA[ thought you might enjoy this ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <div id="refHTML"></div>Wrote if for another board where they keep thinking I am child of the 50s lol
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<p><strong>For you kids, let me tell you what the 40&#39;s were like</strong></p>

<p><strong> </strong></p>

<p><strong>I know most you right wingers can&#39;t comprehend that anyone would be my age. I understand cause the statistics confirm that right wingers live
much shorter lives than liberals, so you assume I am like you and couldn&#39;t possibly have passed 66.</strong></p>... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:05:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ This sHIT HAS GONE far Enough.... Maybe. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Here&#39;s a copy of that PM  Our esteemed SOJ keeps his vitriole alive with since he can&#39;t find his NUTZ!!!!!\
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 Ya gotta read this backward
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The 6th grade called....they want their childish insults back. Are YOU a 6th grader, or simply retarded? Regardless, the NFBB doesn&#39;t put up with ignorant
trolls. Go troll somewhere else...I&#39;m sure you can find a Romper Room board somewhere that caters to someone as childish as you. LOL
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By the way, I... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:28:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Nanny State vs Mr. Edison ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The nanny state decided that incandescent bulbs are bad because they foresee a future of limited energy. It&#39;s not like we can build plants and generate
electricity, is it? So they&#39;ve come up with crummy light bulbs which will poison us and the environment with mercury. <img src="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v505/morticiaaddams7/th_rolleyes2.gif">
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Watch the video. We&#39;re supposed to stop using incandescent bulbs in 2012.
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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Nicky Lupo)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:52:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Women are driving the anti-smoking hysteria ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I went for a walk with my buddy in my neighborhood. Ran into a neighbor who was working in her yard. i stayed a good 3 feet away from the aold maid biddie. I
was polite and friendly. Yet she started going into a <em>psychogenic spasm</em> because I was holding a smoking symbol of a penis. Yeah, right. A cigar, only
corona size. She went apeshit! Started blathering about sinusitis. Any MD will attest it&#39;s not likely fleeting open air exposure to cigar smoke at a
distance will cause any... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Vince Volaju)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:55:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Driver&#39;s License Dept: ever had a day wasted? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/morticiaaddams7/emoticons/grrr.gif?t=1185268466">
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<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/morticiaaddams7/emoticons/omg.gif?t=1185262637">
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Mean, stupid, and I can&#39;t say what else they are in their quest to make life more difficult for certain people. <a target="_blank" href="http://www.dds.ga.gov/">The Dept. of &#39;Driver Services&#39;</a> is why I HATE GOVERNMENT. <img... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Morticia Addams 7)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:30:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Unreasonable Pet Demands ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I was watchin thu race last night and my &quot;Stratisford Terrier&quot; kept pawwin on thu door of thu bus....
<br>
 I FINALLY Realized it had got a might chilly and she wanted to sleep where it was Warm &amp; thu wind wasn&#39;t whippin @ 20 Mph.
<br>
Well, I let her in &amp; she settled down @ my feet till about lap 218 &amp; a yeller flag flew..
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Then a commercial came on that informed me that them Gawdam Folks that make those &quot;SNUGGIES&quot; had done gone and made one 4... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 15:12:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ My husband is driving me crazy. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I wanted lemongrass tofu tonight and he surely wasn&#39;t going to eat that so he went and picked himself up something else while I fixed the tofu. Now
he&#39;s sick and doesn&#39;t want to tell me what he ate. Probably fried chicken or carne guisada or something that&#39;s got his tummy upset and his piping
backed up. After 4 hours of pacing and moaning I&#39;ve finally convinced him to drink a cup of one of my digestive teas and eat some crystallized ginger to
help him release the gas. When... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:10:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Helloo ]]></title>
			<link>http://vincentandmorticiasspeakeasy14846.yuku.com/topic/5726/t/Helloo.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://nightfallanime.yuku.com">http://nightfallanime.yuku.com</a> for all your anime, console games, movies etc.... just ask and we
will find it for you <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif" alt="image"> . Also the place need some staffs....be sure to check it out
<img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif" alt="image"> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Sinister Dark Lord)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:32:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ NSFW, not safe for kids: crime scene photos, autopsies ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The photo links on this site are sickening. Somebody on a liberal board where I sometimes post posted this link. His &#39;point&#39; was supposedly the shock
of Sharon Tate&#39;s murder turned Roman Polanski into a kiddie raper. <img src="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v505/morticiaaddams7/th_rolleyes2.gif"> I don&#39;t buy that for a second.
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Anyhow if anybody here has a strong stomach for true crime this might not sicken you. Oh, dear, that Jeffrey dahmer was a bad man.
<br>... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:00:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Why are laowai dirty? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ One of my grandmother lived in Taiwan. My family recently brought her to United States so we can take proper care of her. She has so many bad opinions of the
West it&#39;s sort of funny. She had lived in California for a few years but returned long ago to look after a cousin. Grandmother is full of prejudices
against American culture and customs. She can speak good English btw. Yesterday was a rainy day. My sister did something nobody but a laowai would do. She
walked into the house without... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:38:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Women Crave Males With Big... ]]></title>
			<link>http://vincentandmorticiasspeakeasy14846.yuku.com/topic/5610/t/Women-Crave-Males-With-Big-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Muscles.  That&#39;s the latest on &quot;sexual selection.&quot;  So, dudes, avoid looking like the illustration below, and read the news:</p>

<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.economist.com/sciencetechnology/displaystory.cfm?story_id=14302009">http://www.economist.com/sciencetechnology/displaystory.cfm?story_id=14302009</a></p>

<p><br></p>

<p><img src="http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss98/wumpe/potbelly.jpg" alt="image"></p> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:42:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Fast Food: The Ads vs the Reality ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ These photo comparisons are funny.
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<br>
<a title="Fast foods ads vs reality" target="_blank" href="http://www.thewvsr.com/adsvsreality.htm">Fast Food: the ads vs the reality</a>
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This article is no C&amp;P. But check it out. Plus there are reviews. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif">
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 03:40:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Jokes from a forwarded email... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" class="EC_EC_MsoNormal" align="center"><u><font color="blue" size="7" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39;Comic Sans MS&amp;#39;; COLOR: blue; FONT-SIZE: 36pt">WOMAN&#39;S PERFECT BREAKFAST</span></font></u><font color="blue" size="7" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39;Comic Sans MS&amp;#39;; COLOR: blue; FONT-SIZE: 36pt"> </span></font><font color="blue" size="5" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Dauphine05)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:32:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ My Kind of Dad ]]></title>
			<link>http://vincentandmorticiasspeakeasy14846.yuku.com/topic/5549/t/My-Kind-of-Dad.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>I understand this nan only too well. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif"></p>

<p>shitmydadsays   (compiled from site of same name on twitter)</p>

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&quot;Your mother rented this film, What Happens In Vegas. I thought it was going to be non-fiction, but it&#39;s fiction, and it&#39;s about some idiot.</p>

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&quot;The dog don&#39;t like you planting stuff there. It&#39;s his backyard. If you&#39;re the only one who shits in something, you own it.... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:50:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Le Roi Dong's cousin ]]></title>
			<link>http://vincentandmorticiasspeakeasy14846.yuku.com/topic/5538/t/Le-Roi-Dong-s-cousin.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Something about this article from Wisconsin made me think of Le Roi Dong. Maybe it&#39;s because the dude walked around town in rubber boots all year? <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif">
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<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,541683,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g2:r4:c0.252916:b27305658:z0" target="_blank">The man with the coolest mom in
town</a>
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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Vince Volaju)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 07:30:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Pricks/Douchebags ]]></title>
			<link>http://vincentandmorticiasspeakeasy14846.yuku.com/topic/5509/t/Pricks-Douchebags.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ When will the world run out?  As soon as I get rid of one, another pops up to take his place.  UGH!!!!!
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I&#39;ll spare y&#39;all the gorey details.  It&#39;s just more of that white man entitlement bullshit.  Lord help me..... 
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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:25:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Most Ever Visitors: 14 On Wed, 8-Oct-08 ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ 14? The most EVER??
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<img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif">  <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif">  <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif"> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:27:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Crowning Glory in the Jungle: Isn&#39;t he cute? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Removed. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif"> <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif"></p> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:23:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ You're and your, their and there: bastardised internet language ]]></title>
			<link>http://vincentandmorticiasspeakeasy14846.yuku.com/topic/5434/t/-------bastardised-internet-language.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Does bad grammar irritate you? Grammar errors are common all over the internet, even at the New York Times, Washington Post and other supposedly prestigious
venues.
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<br>
The problem seems to have come from bad grade school education. Even college educated journalists haven&#39;t learned to self-correct their errors. Editors?
What a quaint obsolescent concept. I doubt the job now exists.
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			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:05:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ What's everyone up to this week? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Last week of July. Where has time gone?
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I have to work at the end of the week. Wednesday I&#39;m going to Colorado. Thursday is Country Fair day. Should be fun!!!
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Have a great week all! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 10:00:44 GMT</pubDate>
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