Yep indeed here!!!!!
I hope they do him up right!!!
I hope they do him up right!!!
Are you going to watch Michael Jackson's funeral?
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 Freeborn61 |
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Posts: 1189 Wed, 1-Jul-09 01:59 PM |
I don't much care. Hollywood Reporter might go and then tell us about it.
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Posts: 153 Wed, 1-Jul-09 07:48 PM
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Yes, I'll be covering the festivities. It's a little known fact that these affairs are catered for the press, and after they chase off the riff raff we
usually enjoy a nice spread. With all the varied interests looking to vulture the remains in this case I expect a particularly fine post-mortem party paid for
by the many lawyers involved, though of course it goes without saying that my coverage will be fair and balanced no matter what.
And before anyone mentions my account of the Jackie Gleason internment I'll just remind you that they served day old donuts and Fresca. I was hardly the only member of the press who pissed on that grave! |
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Vince Volaju |
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Posts: 3444 Wed, 1-Jul-09 07:50 PM
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Great supporting actor Karl Malden died today.
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Posts: 154 Wed, 1-Jul-09 07:55 PM
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I'm just one reporter! Unless they bury Malden butt backwards with Jacko I can't cover both funerals! What the hell do you expect of me?
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Posts: 558 Wed, 1-Jul-09 09:35 PM |
Sorry, I will be going to Billy May's funeral instead! Hollywood Reporter has made me feel bad and has shamed me into it.
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Posts: 559 Wed, 1-Jul-09 09:37 PM |
HR, since I am going to Billy's funeral I can't go to Karl's either.
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Posts: 6996 Wed, 1-Jul-09 09:54 PM Sophisticated Lady
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I'm tired of the MJ schtuff already. I won't be watching anymore of it.
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Lady jicky |
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Posts: 312 Thu, 2-Jul-09 12:28 AM |
Well of course I will watch MJ's funeral - hell, how can you miss it --- the bloody guy is on our TV , our magazines and papers! He is Everywhere and he is
dead!!!
Hollywood Reporter - easy on the champers - you will end up at AA with Bubbles! |
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Lady jicky |
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Posts: 313 Thu, 2-Jul-09 12:30 AM |
Oh I forgot ---- loved Karl Malden ( Fab actor) and I had a big crush on Michael Douglas in the "Streets of San Francisco" ! Micheal was real
"dishy" back then.
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Posts: 2582 Thu, 2-Jul-09 06:09 AM |
I'm sick of the MJ stuff, especially when the media are neglecting more important stories that will have impact on people's lives and geo-political
politics. However, if Diana Ross is on the play bill I'll watch if convenient.
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Posts: 155 Thu, 2-Jul-09 09:30 AM
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The program for Jacko's July 3rd planting has been obtained by yours truly! Remember this is subject to change, as some A-listers may decide to participate
at the last minute and push their less famous brethren to the back of the bus.
3:00 pm Invocation by the Rev. Al Sharpton. 3:10 Ritual suicide of the Rev. Al Sharpton, in solidarity with those of Jacko's fans who've already checked out. 3:15 Screening of 30 minute infomercial for Diana Ross' new diet pill, Anorexia 3000. 4:15 One hour speech by the Rev. Jesse Jackson. Restroom doors will be unlocked during this period. 5:15 Elton John masturbates. 5:16 Janet Jackson sings a medley of her greatest hit. 5:20 Live-by-satellite message from the White House, with Vice President Biden filling in for President Obama. 5:21 Deployment of riot police and distribution of tear gas. 6:00 Internment. Fireworks. Refreshments. |
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Posts: 10936 Thu, 2-Jul-09 10:52 AM Courtesan Emeritus
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These Michael Jackson impersonators should perform to remind us Michael is gone but will never be forgotten! Michael-Jackson-impersonators-lookalikes-around-the-world-pay-tribute-to-the-King-of-Pop |
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Posts: 562 Thu, 2-Jul-09 04:41 PM |
HR, I want some of Diana Ross' diet pills, I need to lose a few pounds. Could you pick me up a few since I won't be able to attend?
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Posts: 156 Thu, 2-Jul-09 06:04 PM
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Sure thing!
Any interest in some Elton John? I could sop a bit up with a hankie. A little dab'll do ya. |
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Posts: 2584 Thu, 2-Jul-09 07:59 PM |
Ironic news story of the day from CNN: Is the Jackson story being overplayed by the news media?
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Posts: 316 Fri, 3-Jul-09 03:29 AM |
Hollywood Reporter -- what will my fav Jackson - La Toya - be doing ????
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Posts: 159 Fri, 3-Jul-09 07:37 AM
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La Toya? Sounds like a Japanese car.
No, wait a minute, that's Toyota. Let's see what I have in my files. Hmmmm....hasn't had a record on the charts in 25 years, reality show canceled by CBS after two episodes, cut from that Borak guys movie after Jacko croaked and her website hasn't been updated in over two years. She's no Tito, that's for sure. My guess is she'll be selling autographed copies of her old Playboy spread for $50 a pop. And her own personal spread for $20 a pop. |
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Posts: 1044 Fri, 3-Jul-09 09:48 AM
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A Jeff Koons sculpture from quite a few years ago.
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Posts: 3448 Fri, 3-Jul-09 11:30 AM
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I've only been interested in Michael Jackson's medical conditions. Here's a video showing that he suffered from vitiligo.
"No one can draw a clear line between sane and insane. You move that line as
you see fit for yourself. No one else can. You'll understand soon... that the one that's insane is this world."
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